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My Two Little Sons
What is marketing?
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing
2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me" - That's Telemarketing
4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car) for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say: "By the way, I'm rich. Will you Marry Me?" - That's Public Relations
5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says: "You are very rich! Can you marry Me?" - That's Brand Recognition
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - That's Customer Feedback
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" and she introduces you to her husband. - That's demand and supply gap
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. - That's restriction for entering new markets
6 comments:
Oloh sedak ah aku tengok, rasa nak gi retek, tunggu baby aku umur 2 tahun lebih sikit...
Eh ye la aku selalu duk kat the zon. Next time aku call la mu.
mu tak payah nak tunggu anak mu 2 tahun la...anak aku yang nombor 2 tu baru setahun 3 bulan...tapi bawak anak kecik ni, letih sikitlah nak bershopping
macam best je tengok ko pegi sana !
betul ke tak de aircond masa dalam flight tu ... ermm dahsyat gak AirAsia ni....
save budget airlines... :)
memang best pergi sana...cuma syarat penting, kena bawak banyak rupiah...kalau tak, tak de maknanya...to say tak de aircond langsung tu, melampaulahkan, mula2 aje, i think for the first 10 minutes or so...tapi kira tahap mendidih jugaklah kat dalam tu
yg gambar "Tangkuban Perahu"
tu ape bendenye tu ... ?
tangkuban perahu is a still active volcano yang meletup every 20 years...aku tak tau bila last dia meletup but definitely not 20 years agolah...hehehe...the peak resembles perahu yang terlangkup, thats why it is called tangkuban perahu
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